Penis Bong (Ceramic Novelty Cock Shaped Bong)
Penis Bong (Ceramic Novelty Cock Shaped Bong)
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Penis Bong (Dick / Cock Bong) — Cheeky Novelty, Collector Favourite
After something that gets the laughs rolling and looks outrageous on display? Our penis bong is a fan-favourite novelty piece — a cheeky dick bong with a working design and quality build. Whether it’s a party conversation-starter, a bold gift, or you just love weird bongs, this cock bong steals the spotlight every time.
🔥 Why you’ll love it
- Stand-out design: playful shape that gets instant laughs (and pics)
- Working novelty: fully functional with removable parts
- Giftable: perfect for stag/hen nights, birthdays & pranksters
- Easy care: durable body for simple maintenance
📏 Specs
| Material | Ceramic (novelty finish) |
|---|---|
| Height | Approx. 18–22 cm |
| Colour | Assorted / pictured |
| Features | Removable parts for easy cleaning |
🧼 Care & maintenance
- Disassemble removable parts
- Rinse the body and parts with warm water
- Allow to dry fully before reassembling
- Store upright in a cool, dry place
⭐ Customer reactions
“Meant as a gag gift — the build quality surprised me.” — Mike W.
“Brought it to a party. Everyone was talking about it.” — Emma J.
📦 Delivery info
In stock and ships from the UK in discreet packaging. Free UK delivery on orders over £13.99.
❓ FAQ
Is it just a gag or does it actually work?
It’s fully functional — the novelty shape makes it funny, but it still pulls like a standard ceramic bong with removable parts for cleaning.
What size is best for parties?
At ~18–22 cm, it’s compact enough to pass around easily and bold enough to grab attention in pics.
Any cleaning advice?
Disassemble parts, rinse with warm water, and let everything air dry. Avoid abrasive pads to protect the novelty finish.
What should I pair it with?
Keep the laughs going with our Ceramic Boob Bong.
For adult novelty use and display where permitted. Use responsibly and follow local laws.
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